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New Years Spy Story by
the Forces of Evil or the Patriot Act is more than we bargained for |
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 It was New Year's Eve and it seemed like the thing to do... |
 I was just waiting for the ball to fall in New York... |
 when I was forced to eat this alien food.. a Taco! |
 I searched for the hidden radio transmitter... |
 but I felt good after I ate it, sort of mellow, ya know |
 Did they mix an illegal substance in that Taco? |
 Where are my liberties? |
 It tastes like a Chocolate Chip cookie... |
 Chocolate is good |
 Secret agent Alex forces me to give up the formula for the cookie |
 I'll set the timer for the booby trap |
 Agent Dufusovitch forces me to eat this morsel |
 It tastes like chicken |
 I'll spit it out! |
 Natasha the utility infielder of that mind numbing organization the Chicubs mixes the truth serum to make me talk! |
 Waiting patiently to interrogate me, is the Truth Squad |
| Here comes 2008 | |
 I'm waiting for a call from Aunt Karen |
 Wow! Cousins Andy and Marybeth Heller just had a son Ryan William on January 11th (See Photos below) |
 I'm celebrating with a corn dog! |
 Ya know Dad, Enough with the pictures! |
 Can't a Lady have a little privacy? |
 There's no hiding from that mad photographer |
 Dad said the Cubs will win it all this year! Ha! Ha! |
 I see at least five teeth in this picture |
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Ryan William
Heller -January 11, 2008 For more photos go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/jibip/sets/72157603710860430/ |
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 Grandma Karen, Grandpa Jerry, Dad Andy, Mom Marybeth and Ryan William Heller |
 Hey Mom you'll never guess where I've been! |
 "I haven't been around long enough to be a Monster!" |
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 Grandma Karen and Ryan |
 "As W.C. Fields once said, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" |
 "Now where is that recessive Cubs gene?" |
 When I wake up, maybe I'll have a beard like Dad. |
| Time to go Bowling | |
 I had a little snack |
 I've got to recharge my smile |
 There we go-I look like Alfalfa! |
 Danny and Alex |
 I can't wait to roll my Playboy Ball |
 I think the span is a mite too big |
 Boy, it's heavier than I thought |
 You mean Dad uses that heavy ball! |
 I gotta find a lighter ball |
 Let's Wii bowl, it's easier |
| I Learn to Use a Tooth Brush | |
 I practice for the Dental Open |
 Notice the overlapping grip, Like Tiger |
 I line up the putt... |
 I get help from my caddy |
 I made par |
 Time for a story! |
 This is what the Ugly duckling looks like... |
 ...or maybe like this |
 I have to see how this ends |
 I am really touched by this story |
 Boy, it's a real page turner! |
 Just waiting for Mom to help me get dressed |
 Fac ut gaudeam |
 Ne conjugare nobiscum |
 Fabricati diem |
 Veni, Vidi. Flati |
| For these and other Latin sayings click here | |
